Ack!

[Chris]

Ok, my aunt and I were playing carpenter. She had the saw and I was holding the board. When she cut through the board she kept going and she friggin' scratched my arm! If she was sawing any faster that could have been a pretty deep cut with plenty of stitches.

Now every time I see her with a saw, I step back a few yards where it's safe.

-Chris

Oh, and apparently, they can put The Backyardigans on mars and not put me on mars. Screw that. Haha.

Boinga boinga boinga.

[Anomalous]

I dub thee Stubby. Put 'er there, Stubs.