I need it but I 'm not a candidate. I probably need to be like 200 lbs. or something but... but... my butt is so friggin' big and I hate it. I always wanted a big ass but I wanted it to fit into my clothes.

I tried that stupid fuckin' Master Cleanse. I made it through 2 days and was ready to kill myself. I had to eat an apple. I run on the treadmill and let me quit my bitching. I have to stop eating those damn lemon poppy seed muffins and that G… Continue