When life gives you lemons, squirt them in some fuckers eyes and then beat the shit outta him

My boobs can suffocate a baby. Stephi owns my soul. Jake is fuckin tall. Andybot has hugs that could kill you. Randy is a perv. Jes is a mother fucker. Carla is Quarla. Vance is bussin as a ninja. Koby is a pussy master. Jason wants to go up on the roof and get toasted. Fiona is Phoenix. Mikey needs to keep his scruff. Mike nearly got killed for his kingdom hearts shirt (but gave it up instead). Greg transforms into Cubicle Man. Luke is obsessed with green. Hollie likes yiffing. Chris likes... d… Continue

So, I moved my 360 into the common area to try and see if the connection there was better, and I had all green for my signal!! YAY!!! Played lotsa Halo and had a good time...

Then my mom called to tell me that my brother also sold the PS2... Meh, even though it was supposed to be both of ours, he'd stolen it as his own ages ago... I don't care, I wanna play games now and not worry about it...

360 starts acting up and cuts off... Try turnin it back on... RRoD....

Fuck it all, I give up today..… Continue

Man, I'm so pissed I can't see straight!!! So, while my mom and I was in Vancouver, my brother was grounded. Or at least he was supposed to be. He played his 360 and was caught red handed a couple times, cause he is on my friends list and we could see him online. Even though he was caught, he tried to lie his was out of it. My brother is a fuckin retard cause he'll continue to lie, even if the facts are in red and bold right in front of him. Another thing he did while away was go to Gamestop to… Continue

So, in Vancouver, as settled as I can be (until packages of my books and stuff come). All my clothes are hung up and put away in drawers... I'm happy everything seems to be fitting alright...

So got to Vancouver about 12:15pm and spent the next 3 hours going through custom and immigration just to talk to walk up to an officer for 3 minutes and get my visa. Then the wonderful and fabulous Charity and Luke picked my mom and I up from the airport, along with our luggage (4 suitcases, 1 laptop bag,… Continue

If I don't stop crying I'll dry up and get all wrinkling and look older than SteveNoob....

Someone told me that if I can last the first 6 months, I should do fine.... *sigh*

*Lookin forward to September*